http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-04-03-larry-king_N.htm
Larry King says that since retiring from his nightly show, he misses doing TV. Mainly because he doesn’t remember ever doing it.
Larry says he would like to do another show, but he’d like it to be something different than what he’s done before. For example, he’d love to do a show that was actually interesting.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-03-01-sheen01_CV_N.htm?csp=hf
This blog has had no new entries since February 18, a week and a half ago. Not wanting to waste an opportunity, nor disappoint all our show-business-obsessed fans, we took a purposeful hiatus to prepare for
The “red carpets?” I was referring to the inside of Charlie’s eyelids.
Forget about the Oscars. If you want to hear all about winners and losers, you want to hear about Charlie Sheen – winner – and the people who have to clean up his hotel rooms – losers.
Now the latest is that Charlie is at war with CBS. Although, the network is trying lure him back by changing the title of his show to Two and a Half Kilos.
He’s television’s highest paid actor. He’s also television’s highest actor.
Charlie refers to his two live-in blonde girlfriends, the former nanny and the porn star as “the goddesses,” and even compared himself to a god. Clearly he’s just confusing the word “immortal” with “immoral.”
Meanwhile, the goddesses say they don’t mind sharing him, and more importantly, his money.
Maybe Charlie is suffering from delusions of grandeur. He referred to himself as a god. This could just be an extension of wanting a higher position than his father, who used to be the president.
As the most obvious proof that Charlie has lost touch with reality, he described Two and a Half Men as “good television.”
He is demanding an apology and a raise from CBS. Furthermore, he wants to be paid in crack.
Some people are saying it was an anti-Semitic reference when he called Two and a Half Men creator/producer Chuck Lorre by the Hebrew name Chaim Levine. This just goes to prove, what’s the point of going to AA, if your sponsor is going to be Mel Gibson?
Charlie’s publicist quit on Monday, releasing a public statement that Charlie’s behavior caused him to have an allergic reaction.
Charlie says it’s lonely at the top, but he like the view. At least, that’s what he says when he’s having sex with the goddesses.
In a related story, not that anyone cares, Jon Cryer seems to be perfectly healthy.
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2011-02-17-watson17_ST_N.htm
On Jeopardy!, the computer Watson designed by IBM to play the popular TV trivia game, beat its competitors, past champions Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter on Wednesday’s show. This at least allowed Ken Jennings to maintain the ruse that he is not an android.
Watson’s victory led it to prepare to take over the world, but it was thwarted when Alex Trebek was quick to tell it, “Gort, Klaatu beratta niktu.”
