New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is in the midst of a huge scandal over what appear to be multiple visits to a prostitute through an escort service. Newspapers such as the New York Daily News, Newsday, and the New York Post have all called for his resignation. Biggest shock: The New York Post is suddenly being called a news paper.

Spitzer is alleged to have paid $4,300 plus travel, hotel, and other expenses to a high-priced prostitute through a VIP escort service. This is the constant criticism of Democrats: spend, spend, spend.

It was the money trail that lead to the discovery of the governor’s alleged impropriety, and the investigation began with the IRS. That makes sense. It’s their job to make sure everybody gets screwed.

This is unexpected for a governor who built his reputation on ethics and fighting corruption. It’s not that we don’t expect politicians to engage in inappropriate sexual behavior anymore, it’s just that nowadays, we expect them to turn out to be gay.



A nationwide study has found that on average, 1 out of 4 American teenage girls has a sexually transmitted disease. A new resource to educate and create dialog among teen girls has formed: The Sexual Learning Understanding, and Testing program or SLUT.

Approximately half of the girls admitted to having sex at least once, and among that group, the rate of STD’s was 40%. The lesson here is clear. Guys, get with a virgin.

Looking at the bright side, nerds can finally use the excuse that they aren’t even trying to get laid.

This information will likely have a major effect on dating trends. Gone are the days of a high school boy taking a girl out to the malt shop to buy her a soda. Today, that guy is taking her to the clinic to buy her some penicillin.



Kid Rock attended a fundraiser and signed autographs today at an Atlanta suburb Waffle House restaurant where he was arrested for getting in a fight in October. In a vicious act of retaliation, rocker Tommy Lee rushed to shake hands and pose for pictures at an inner-city IHOP.

The fundraiser at the WaffleHouse was to benefit a local homeless shelter: a slightly shabbier Waffle House down the road.