Two sisters from Virginia are selling a corn flake that looks like the state of Illinois on eBay. In a related story, all corn flakes are shaped like the state of Illinois.
Unless you turn it upside down. Then they look like Michigan.
The bid on it as of now is $255. What the bidder has apparently failed to realize is that the corn flake is not the actual size of Illinois.
A warning to all Internet auction participants: Be careful who you deal with online, especially when it comes to breakfast foods. You never know when you might encounter a cereal killer.
A woman at Munich airport was taken in by police when a scan of her luggage revealed the skeleton of her brother. She explained that it had been his wish to be buried in Italy, where she was headed. Some people will do anything to fly for free.
Once proper paperwork corroborated her story, the woman was allowed to travel with the bones. Officials had become worried, though, when airport security dogs were drooling over her suitcase.
The Hubble Space Telescope has detected the presence of methane gas in the atmosphere of a giant planet in a nearby solar system. NASA already has big questions about signs of life on the planet. Since methane is an organic gas, some scientists are already wondering, who farted?
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