“Calgary Cutlery”

In Canada’s Calgary Zoo, a gorilla picked up a knife accidentally dropped in their living area by a zoo keeper. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but after examining it, the primitive ape, in a barbaric display, put the knife down to the right of the salad fork instead of to the left of the soup spoon.

The makers of the movie Snakes on a Plane are now considering the screenplay adaptation of Gorilla with a Knife.
-Tagline: "He’s Going Bananas."