“Globe on the Block” or “Times’ Square Deal” or “New Spin on The Globe”

The New York Times Company, owners of The Boston Globe newspaper, are looking to sell off the latter publication due to drops in ad revenue and a union contract dispute. In fact, things are so desperate for the Globe, they’ve taken to having young boys try to collect money door to door.

Boston locals are unaware of the planned sale or business difficulties, because no one there reads the newspaper anymore.