The lawyer for a Florida man accused of murdering his wife has entered the theory that the victim’s spray-on tan caused an allergic reaction that resulted in her asphyxiation. That makes the cause of her death either even darker-than murder, or a darker-even-tan murder.
This death-by-spray-tanning defense makes all others pale by comparison.
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