“OctoPay”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-12-26-octomom-eviction_N.htm

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman is facing eviction from her 4-bedroom house in La Habra, allegedly oweing $450,000 as a balloon payment. Suleman thought that the term “balloon payment” was just an expression, referring to her uterus.

Nadya is still optimistic, knowing that this story puts her face back in the media where she wants it.

Based on the money she owes, Nadya is trying to figure out how many of her babies she can sell to Kate Gosslyn.

Nadya, of course, has a back-up plan. She’s on the phone right now trying to get Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to adopt all the kids.