A Virginia Judge has ruled that the part of the new health care plan that makes health insurance mandatory is unconstitutional. As a result, the federal government is trying to get the FDA to rule that the Constitution in a health hazard.
The FDA is warning men to stop taking the “Man Up Now” male enhancement pill, because it could cause blood pressure to become dangerously low. Enhanced, but low.
Man Up Now was willing to add words to their product’s name to warn customers about the potential danger. They were going to call it “Man (Pushing) Up (Daisies) Now.”
The makers of Man Up Now say that if you die and remain a stiff for more than 4 hours, call your doctor.
Hugh Jackman injured himself during a stunt while taping an episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show" in
Sandra Bullock has been named “Woman of the Year” by People magazine. Meanwhile, her ex-husband Jesse James has been named “Man of the Year” by Douche magazine.
A new Congressional report says that registered sex offenders are finding jobs as teachers as well as other jobs in schools around children.
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