“Chicago’s OWN”

 Chicago’s Mayor Daley has renamed a local street "Oprah Winfrey Way."  The street was designed to handle especially heavy loads.

The street will soon take over all of the other streets in the entire city.

Despite the street’s obvious swerves and turns, Oprah insists that it is completely straight.

At Oprah’s insistence, the first person to go down on it was Gayle King.