“Spanish Lesson”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/parenting-family/teen-ya/story/0//study-binge-drinking-tied-to-memory-loss-in-college-students/47257366/1

A new study conducted in Spain has linked binge drinking in college to memory loss.  Said Jersey Shore’s Snooki, “Another reason why I’m never going to college.”

In the study, the non-binge-drinking group passed in all their classes, while the binge-drinking group passed out in all their classes.

In a related story, its been learned that David Hasselhoff began called himself ‘the Hoff’ because that was the only part of his name he could remember.