Rick Perry ended his presidential campaign Thursday, just 2 days shy of the South Carolina primary. Apparently, he thought that was the last one.
Perry is looking forward to going back to Texas to tend to the matters of his office as governor. Especially, picking up syringes to personally vaccinate all Texas teen girls.
Perry quickly gave his endorsement to Newt Gingrich, pointing out that even while he was running, he planned to vote for Gingrich.
Perry said Gingrich wouldn’t be afraid to tell Washington interests to take a hike. He’s right. A pay hike.
Gingrich said he was humbled by Perry’s endorsement. That marks the first time Gingrich’s name has
ever appeared in the same sentence as the word ‘humble.’
Perry decided on Gingrich because, with all his womanizing, he seems the least likely to be gay.
As the governor of Texas, Perry’s one regret is that you can’t kill a campaign by lethal injection or electric chair.
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