Blogger Perez Hilton has announced that he will be writing a children’s book. All he has to do now wait for celebrity children to do things that he can ridicule.
The book will really tap a new market, as there are not a lot of choices in children’s literature that promote mean-spirited gossip.
The book is tentatively titled “The Boy with Pink Hair,” and will tell the story of a boy who found hi identity by hiding behind a fake name while he exploited well-known people he’d never met, to gain fame and make money.
Perez says that the book is about celebrating self-acceptance. Which he’ll need when everybody hates his stupid book.
The publishers of the book admit that the only reason they agreed to a printing is because they thought they were representing Paris Hilton.
