"Matri-moany"

http://www.inquisitr.com/238748/obama-divorce-story-alleges-michelle-considered-leaving-president-in-2000/

A new book about President Obama claims that after his failed 2000 bid for Congress, the strain almost caused Barack and Michelle to get a divorce, which the First Couple say is not true.  Discussion of divorce is irrelevant though, say a group of Birthers, who claim the Obamas can’t prove that they were even married in America.

In a related story, Newt Gingrich always considered any political career struggle as an unofficial annulment of whatever marriage he happened to be in at the time.

Odds and (Big) Ends

Kim Kardashian attended the White House Correspondents Dinner this past week.  Why not?  Among all those politicians, what's one more big ass?

The Secret Service has decided to assign chaperones to its agents on some foreign trips.  Secret Service agents said they don't mind chaperones, as long as they are hot ladies ready to party!

Jessica Simpson is spending $4,000 a night for the luxury hospital birthing suite where she gave birth to her new daughter.  And from the looks of things, Jessica, $3,000 of that is just to cover the cost of food.

“The Pink House”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2010-10-14-white-house-pink_N.htm

On Thursday, The White House had tinted lights set around it to make it look pink in recognition of October as Breast Cancer Awareness month. Or, with “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” finally being challenged, maybe President Obama is trying to tell everyone he is gay.

Some advocates wanted to bathe the Capitol building in pink light as well, but the dome would look like a giant breast, and everyone already thinks of Congress as a bunch of boobs.

“Executive Power”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/10/white-house-solar-panels/1

President Obama has ordered that solar panels be put on the roof of the White House by this spring. It may not make a difference, though, since financial forecasters say the U.S. may not see a sunny day again for years.

By making the White House more eco-friendly, Obama hopes to make Sarah Palin less interested in occupying it.