“Octomom’s Privacy Publicly Protected”

Fifteen Kaiser Permanente hospital workers have been fired for going into “Octomom” Nadya Suleman’s medical records, in violation of patient privacy laws. Hospital policy says employees have to spy out Octomom’s private life on TV and the Internet like everyone else.

Even though they lost their jobs over peeking at Suleman’s files, all 15 workers are still eligible to judge her.

It also may the first time such lengths have been taken to protect the privacy of a person who obviously doesn’t want any.