“I’m A’lovin It”

Controversy erupted this week over McDonald’s new ‘McItaly’ burger, which Italian authorities say could have a negative impact on Italy’s pride. Apparently they haven’t heard about Burger King’s derogatory ‘Wop-er.’

Italy doesn’t want McDonald’s sandwich to play to Italian stereotypes, so they will make McDonald’s an offer they can’t refuse.

McDonald’s new variation on its heat-lamp re-warmed burgers will now taste like fine, Italian leather.