“Tiger Pause”

The Wildlife Conservation Society reports that the world’s wild tiger population has dropped to an all-time low. In the United States, however, the divorce rate and shortage of single men has caused an upswing in the number of cougars.

The biggest threats to tigers are deforestation, hunting by poachers, and most of all, cheating on their wives.

Experts say that tigers’ best chance of survival now is to promote Frosted Flakes.