“Taking a Stab at Therapy”

A Cincinnati psychiatrist had been charged with assault for stabbing a woman in his office. The psychiatrist explained that half of psycho-analysis is... psycho.

Said Sigmund Freud, "Jah, the stabbing was clearly the result of a childhood trauma. You see, the weapon was obviously symbolic of the penis… and in this case, the psychiatrist is the actual penis.”

The psychiatrist claims it was an accident, saying the knife just made a Freudian slip.