Toyota president Akio Toyoda apologized and said that he is taking personal responsibility for all of the company’s vehicle recalls over brake problems. He didn’t mean to make it so personal, but, like a Toyota, he just couldn’t stop himself.
Toyota halted production of many models due to the issue of brake failures. This was difficult for Toyota, because when they tried to stop the assembly line, the brakes didn’t work.
Owners of American companies’ cars seem more proud than ever. Not only do their cars stop, most of the time they won’t even start.
Gold-diggers who already cut the brake lines on their spouse’s new Toyota to make their death look like an accident are angry at having wasted their time.
In a PR spin, the company says Toyota thefts have dropped, so they are actually lowering crime.
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