“The Penal System.”

In Sussex, England, police have had to remove posters around the town of Lewes depicting a man’s penis with a yellow bow tied around it. Local women say they were deeply offended by the yellow bow.

Sadly, though the posters were hung, the model was not.

Police describe the mystery as a bit of a hairy pickle.

No one is sure if all the penises went up at once of if they came in spurts.

The police are certain that the guilty party will be exposed.

Officials say that before any witness comes in to try to identify the model, they had better be cock-sure.

They feel that the investigation may soon come to a head.

Though no charges have yet been filed, police are sure to enforce the penal code.