“Bieber Reader”

Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is writing his memoirs. He plans to start writing as soon as he is old enough to learn how to read.

Rather than typing or dictating the memoir, Justin will just scribble it with crayons.

You already know the ending by the bottom of the first page, though, because the book will only be one page.

This will be the publisher’s first hardcover pamphlet.

Publishers deny padding the content of the book and insist that most biographies feature pictures of the subject’s hair on every other page.