“Fly Down”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/08/15-hurt-after-jetblue-plane-blows-tires-in-hard-landing-at-sacramento/1

On a JetBlue flight into Sacramento, emergency inflatable slides had to be deployed when a plane had a hard landing and blew out at least 2 tires. Similarly, a JetBlue emergency slide was recently deployed when one of their crew members blew a fuse.

Passengers needed to exit the plane on the inflatable slides, including 15 who suffered minor injuries in the rough ground stop, making former flight attendant Stephen Slater finally feel like an asshole.

Slater, who famously quit following a profanity-laden speech over a cabin PA system, will now be questioned by authorities to find out if he owns any tire-puncturing tools.

Passengers who were not injured were still traumatized by what they called a horrific experience, but only because the in-flight movie was Sex and the City 2.