“Cryer’s Keepers”

http://www.emmys.com/

Jon Cryer won the Emmy award last night for Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, proving you can be on Two and a Half Men and win an Emmy without smoking crack.

Cryer’s next move is to go crazy, do lots of drugs, whore it up, and trademark the resulting catchphrases.

"Many, Many See ‘Men’”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/reviews/story/2011-09-19/two-and-a-half-men-ashton-kutcher/50471866/1?csp=hf

The season premiere of Two and a Half Men, with Ashton Kutcher joining the cast, drew 28 million viewers, which is far more than any other season.  Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen was at a public park, being watched by a handful of random passers-by and his ex-wife’s private investigator.

Monday’s viewership was a record high.  While Men has been TV’s top-rated comedy for years, it was previously always Charlie who was on a record high.

"Charlie's Angel"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/01/porn-star-kacey-jordan-charlie-sheen-cocaine-party-scene/1

On Monday, Good Morning America interviewed a porn star who was paid to be at Charlie Sheen’s house and witnessed the cocaine-fueled party that led to putting himself in rehab Friday. She was very open about what she saw and how much money she received to be there. And if there’s one thing that porn stars are good at, it’s opening up.