Friday on Good Morning America, Kris Jenner dismissed a tabloid news story claiming Khloe Kardashian is not really the daughter of Robert Kardashian, but the result of one of Kris’s affairs. Evidence based on Khloe’s appearance suggests the real father was either Andre the Giant or a wooly mammoth.
Showing posts with label Good Morning America. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Good Morning America. Show all posts
Friday, January 13, 2012
Monday, March 28, 2011
"Brown Out"
Chris Brown apologized for breaking a window backstage in anger after his Good Morning America interview Tuesday. Brown explained, “I never would’ve smashed that window if there had been a girl around to punch.”
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
“Brown Spot”
Minutes after an interview on Good Morning America, Chris Brown shattered a window in his dressing room, ripped off his shirt, and stormed out of the building. He explained that he smashed the window because a reflection in it looked like Rihanna.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
“Charlie and the Debacle-ate Factory”
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-03-01-sheen01_CV_N.htm?csp=hf
This blog has had no new entries since February 18, a week and a half ago. Not wanting to waste an opportunity, nor disappoint all our show-business-obsessed fans, we took a purposeful hiatus to prepare for
The “red carpets?” I was referring to the inside of Charlie’s eyelids.
Forget about the Oscars. If you want to hear all about winners and losers, you want to hear about Charlie Sheen – winner – and the people who have to clean up his hotel rooms – losers.
Now the latest is that Charlie is at war with CBS. Although, the network is trying lure him back by changing the title of his show to Two and a Half Kilos.
He’s television’s highest paid actor. He’s also television’s highest actor.
Charlie refers to his two live-in blonde girlfriends, the former nanny and the porn star as “the goddesses,” and even compared himself to a god. Clearly he’s just confusing the word “immortal” with “immoral.”
Meanwhile, the goddesses say they don’t mind sharing him, and more importantly, his money.
Maybe Charlie is suffering from delusions of grandeur. He referred to himself as a god. This could just be an extension of wanting a higher position than his father, who used to be the president.
As the most obvious proof that Charlie has lost touch with reality, he described Two and a Half Men as “good television.”
He is demanding an apology and a raise from CBS. Furthermore, he wants to be paid in crack.
Some people are saying it was an anti-Semitic reference when he called Two and a Half Men creator/producer Chuck Lorre by the Hebrew name Chaim Levine. This just goes to prove, what’s the point of going to AA, if your sponsor is going to be Mel Gibson?
Charlie’s publicist quit on Monday, releasing a public statement that Charlie’s behavior caused him to have an allergic reaction.
Charlie says it’s lonely at the top, but he like the view. At least, that’s what he says when he’s having sex with the goddesses.
In a related story, not that anyone cares, Jon Cryer seems to be perfectly healthy.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
"Charlie's Angel"
On Monday, Good Morning America interviewed a porn star who was paid to be at Charlie Sheen’s house and witnessed the cocaine-fueled party that led to putting himself in rehab Friday. She was very open about what she saw and how much money she received to be there. And if there’s one thing that porn stars are good at, it’s opening up.
Friday, October 8, 2010
October 8
“Plan Bee”
At a
The bees are being carefully watched, because if they produce more than 4 ounces of honey it will be confiscated and disposed of.
The bees were last seen grabbing two beers and yelling "I quit,” over the PA system.
“No-Beller Prize”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/nobel_peace_prize
The 2010 Nobel Peace Prize winner is Liu Xiaobo, who is in a Chinese prison for campaigning for political reform in that country. In prison, Liu calls for peaceful political change, but can’t do anything. Last year’s winner was President Obama, who also called for change, but then also can’t seem to do anything.
Vice president Joe Biden was upset. Since Obama got the Nobel last year, Biden figured he should have had it in the bag this year.
“Dangerous Games”
http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2010-10-08-rushdie_N.htm
Author Salman Rushdie has a new book out this week, Luka and the Fire of Life. Rushdie says the novel was inspired by video game adventures, and for this Zelda, Lara Kroft, and the Mario Brothers have already called for his death.
Rushdie says he will now go back into hiding, which is what he calls The World of Warcraft.
“See Rick Run… at the Mouth”
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2010-10-08-sanchez_N.htm
In an interview on Good Morning America, former CNN host Rick Sanchez admitted that he “screwed up” by making comments criticizing Jon Stewart and making thinly veiled references to Jewish people “running the media.” Hoping to be re-hired in television, Sanchez has apologized, is brushing up his resume, and plans to learn ass-kissing phrases in Yiddish.
Jokes 10.08.10
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“Piercing Stare”
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The girl has been suspended 4 times, missing 21 days of school. Said the vice-principal: “Besides her nose piecing, she also has a big holes in her attendance record. Good luck getting a good job with THAT.”
“Dora Mighty Sor-a”
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2010-10-07-dora-explorer-lawsuit_N.htm
Caitlin Sanchez, the teen actress who voices Dora the Explorer is suing Nickelodeon, saying the kids network owes her million of dollars for reruns, DVD sales, merchandise, and more. The network says they don’t have the money – it was stolen by Swiper the Fox.
She’s also suing Backpack for unwanted physical contact on the set.
Meanwhile, he sidekick Boots is tired of being treated like a performing monkey.
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