Mitt
Romney’s iPad app had an embarrassing misspelling, promising a “A better
Amercia,” reversing the c and i. Dick
Cheney is sticking up for his fellow Republican, noting than when he was in
power, he was l slowly turning all of America into the CIA.
Romney
tried to diffuse the mistake by saying that, if elected, he’ll place more
emphasis on educashuns.
Mitt
thinks that statistics will help his case.
His new website says he’s even running for President of the United Stats
of America.
Critics
are asking why Romney didn’t have someone proofread the text, but as
Republicans have said since Gitmo and the Patriot Act, you don’t need proof.
Meanwhile,
Romney’s poll numbers have sharply increased in the small island nation of
Amercia.
It
was surprising that Mitt didn’t have auto-correct, especially since he claims
to have saved the entire auto industry.
Romney
admits that he misspelled America, but he won’t admit that he is misreading it.
The
corrected app now promising that Mitt will build a better United Stakes.
