Newt
Gingrich formally suspended his presidential campaign today, making way for
Mitt Romney’s GOP nomination. Gingrich
did not formally endorse Romney, but he’ll show support his own way. He’ll have an affair with Romney, and then leave
his current wife for him.
For the
last several weeks, Gingrich has been fighting a losing battle, but wasn’t
willing to give up. It’s the exact
opposite strategy he has been using regarding his weight.
