Washington
University is offering $3,500 to participants in a 3-month obesity study, who
have to be overweight and be willing to gain weight for the study. So far, the
only people qualified for the study are all Americans.
As
a bonus, they get to keep the money even if they die during the study.
Lots
of volunteers are running to sign up.
Well, their walking and out of breath to sign up.
The
study is being conducted by Washington University in St. Louis. Who knew they were secretly owned by McDonald’s.
The
researchers hope to learn more about the development of diabetes and
cardiovascular problems. Well, they’re
gonna.
Similarly,
when the same group wants to learn about guns, they’re just going to start
shooting people.
The
students conducting the study are majoring in irresponsibility.
When
observers see an overweight person handed that easy $3500 , they are going to
say, “Now that is a fat wad.”
