“Campbell’s Condensed Rage”

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Naomi Campbell is threatening to sue Cadbury over a new chocolate ad in Britain that says “Move over Naomi, there’s a new diva in town.”  Naomi felt that she was being depicted negatively in the ad, because the chocolate is abusing its assistant.

In response to the threat of a lawsuit, Cadbury is changing the ad to say, “There’s a new bitch in town.”

The ad really upset Naomi.  As soon as she saw it she called her lawyer.  But first she had to borrow a phone because she had broken hers over her maid’s head.

Naomi says comparing her to chocolate is racist.  Of course, if Cadbury changes the ad to white chocolate, Naomi will still be a bitch.