“Chipping Away at your Health”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/fitness-food/diet-nutrition/story/2011/06/Potato-chips-worst-culprit-for-weight-gain/48785290/1

A new Harvard University study says that potato chips are the biggest single food item contributing to American consumers’ weight gain.  This is a huge relief to the nation’s makers of pot brownies.

Potato chip makers are quickly trying to bury the news, deep inside a big tub of creamy onion dip.

Upon hearing the news, most Americans promised themselves it was time to try a whole new bag.

There’s a reason people sitting around watching TV and snacking all day are not called “couch celery stalks.”

There is a chance Americans will cut down on potato chips.  A fat chance.