“Mexican Princess” or “Cruise Control”

http://travel.usatoday.com/cruises/post/2011/06/princess-cruises-ship-puerto-vallarta-mazatlan-mexico-cancel/175043/1

Princess Cruises has cancelled all calls to port in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for the rest of 2011, out of safety concerns.  Other cruise lines are expected to capitalize on vacationers’ desire to visit Puerto Vallarta with their new “get kidnapped and killed” package.

You can now get cruise and hotel rates that are really cheap, not including your food, bar, and ransom.

Mazatlan was dropped by Princess and other cruise lines in recent months, due to fears of violencehurtting the Mexican Riviera’s popularity.  However, the sandy beaches and clear water still mean great vacations for the drug lords.

Tourism in the Mexican Riviera has now gotten so bad that the only ships offshore belong to Somali pirates.