“Sex, Education” or "President Pimp"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-06-24-University-prostitution-ring_n.htm

A former president of the University of New Mexico was arrested Thursday for helping to run a prostitution ring.  In his defense, he thought it was Mexico, not New Mexico.

Police became suspicious over the sign on his office door, which said, simply, “University head.”

The most popular item his service offered was known as the “under-a-graduate program.”

Or if you wanted to get more kinky, you could pay to be a “slave to your Master’s.”

If you wanted two girls at once, that was known as a “double major.”

Every customer could take an “oral exam.”

(Sorry about the college puns.  The humor is really sophomoric.”