“Hef’t at the Alter”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/hugh-hefner-and-crytsal-harris-call-off-wedding/2011/06/14/AGrHAqUH_blog.html

Hugh Hefner and fiancé Crystal Harris have reportedly called off their wedding.  Apparently Hef realized that in just a couple years, she would be too old for him.

The couple allegedly broke up after an argument on the phone.  No matter what Crystal said, Hef kept going, “What?  What?  I can’t hear.  Speak up.  Where’s the volume?”

Hef tweeted that Crystal has had a “change of heart.”  Which happened when she realized that any day now, Hef would literally need to change his heart.

This is bad news for Hef’s adult media empire, since the “Playboy lifestyle” now means being humiliated when your girl publicly dumps you.

The breakup is especially painful for Hef, who, at 85, is reminded of his bride-to-have-been every time recalls the age of his grandchildren.