Monday, May 19, 2008

Traffic Accident Causes Trucker to Toss his Cookies

Illinois state police reported today that a truck carrying 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned in an Interstate highway near Chicago. A replacement shipment has already been routed to the delivery truck's single destination: Oprah's house.

Many on-loookers described the scene of the accident as looking delicious.

Debris from the crash needs to be removed from both sides of the median in order to allow traffic to pass. In order to work faster to remove the cookies, authorities on hand were each issued an emergency glass of milk.

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