Thursday, September 4, 2008

Eye on Alaska: Northern Exposure

As everyone has heard by now, Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, Gov. Sarah Palin's 17-year-old-daughter, Bristol, is 5 months pregnant. And to think people said Jamie Lynn Spears isn't a role model anymore.

Bristol plans to to marry her boyfriend, the father of the baby, while the public is still learning basic background facts about her mother. For Example, Gov. Sarah Bristol is proud to be an avid hunter. Bristol: more of a trapper.

1 comment:

Ilan The Portlander Rebbe said...

"Gov. Sarah Bristol is proud to be an avid hunter. Bristol: more of a trapper."

kudos, I thought you were going to go for the more obviouse shot-gun wedding joke. Well played.