Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Vote often!

Obviously, today is election day. Based on estimates from ACORN, ballots have already been cast by over 8 billion people.

Results won’t be announced until late tonight, but both Republicans and Democrats are encouraging all their supporters to go to the polls. Sarah Palin is even encouraging all her neighbors who live in Russia to vote.

Companies like Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and Ben & Jerry’s fffers for a free item for voters today were voluntarily changed to free-item-for-anyone, when legal concerns arose that the freebies could be seen as election bribes. The moral is: Democracy doesn't pay.

In keeping with national tradition, free coffee and donuts will remain reserved only to bribe cops.

The public at large is very enthusiastic about today’s important voting, mostly because it isn’t being hosted by Ryan Seacrest.

3 comments:

Markus Kublin said...

Joke Count Total - 793

Markus Kublin said...

794

Ilan The Portlander Rebbe said...

Dude, are you seriouse? Ben and Jerrys were giving away free stuff. Why did'nt you call me, man?