Friday, July 13, 2012

“Tyler's Permanent Vacation”


Steven Tyler has announced that he will not return to American Idol as a judge for season 12.  He said that he wants to focus on his main job, playing Flo for Progressive Insurance commercials.

Tyler wasn’t planning on showing up for season 12, mainly because he doesn’t remember having been a judge for seasons 10 and 11.

The truth is, once Tyler figured out he wasn’t going to bang J. Lo, he thought, “What’s the point?”


The media have not heard any further comment from Steven, because the microphone in his cell phone is wrapped in several long, colorful scarves.

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