http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/obit/2010-11-28-leslie-nielsen-obit_N.htm?csp=hf
Actor Leslie Nielson, best known from the Airplane! and The Naked Gun movies, has died at the age of 84. As his character Lt. Frank Drebin often said, “The feeling is mutual.”
To grant the beloved Mr. Nielson the dignity he deserves, his grave will simply be marked “Enrico Palazzo.”
The funeral will be a somber, traditional service until the coffin rolls away from the pallbearers, rolls down a steep hill, and hits the bumper of the hearse at high speed, causing the body to fly out and land in a compromising position on top of an unsuspecting female mourner attending a different funeral, preferably a stuffy, European duchess.
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