A man from Sweden was arrested at his apartment after trying to split atoms of radioactive elements in his kitchen. His excuse was, “This is what happens when you watch the Food Network without Swedish subtitles.”
Perhaps not coincidentally, the Iranian government has just offered him an all-expense-paid vacation to their country.
Making him look even more guilty, while in jail, he was visited by members of his nuclear family.
He had radium, americium, and uranium, had been trying to set up a reactor for months, and had even created a small meltdown on his stove. All he needed to become a super-villain was to give up his apartment in favor of an underground lair.
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