Friday, August 5, 2011

“Rosanne for President” or “Rosanne’s Nuts”


On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Rosanne Barr announced that she seriously plans to run for President in 2012.   She also said she didn’t need a running mate, which makes sense since she could easily fill both chairs.

Rosanne would likely have great domestic policy ideas, since she has experience as a “domestic goddess.”

Her ex-husband Tom Arnold might vote for her, since she was the last person to get him employment.

Experts say that if Rosanne were to be elected, she would likely serve two terms, but the last year of her second term would all turn out to be a dream.

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