Friday, January 27, 2012

“Moon U-Newt”

Newt Gingrich said this week that as president, he would place a permanent American base on the moon by the end of his second term.  Possibly, that’s all he expects to be left of America by then.

Of course, the new moon base would be a conservative base.

Newt wants voters to associate him with the moon, which is easy.  Both are big, round, white, dense, and have little gravity so nothing sticks to them for long.

Many people in the business world like the idea of building on the moon, because it doesn’t have the environmental compliance restrictions we have here on Earth.

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