Friday, January 27, 2012

“Lottery Ticket to Nowhere”


An un-named Iowa lottery winner has withdrawn his claim to a $14.3 million jackpot.  If people can turn down multi-million-dollar prizes, now, than the good news is, the recession is over.

The unknown winner turned down the money once he found out he couldn’t have it directly transferred to his off-shore Cayman Islands holding company, tax-free, for use in his presidential campaign.

Officially, because it’s Iowa, the government pays the winner $14.3 million to not grow corn.

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