“If the Shoe Fits”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2012/08/nikes-new-lebron-james-shoes-to-cost-315/1#.UDQY1qmPUsc

Nike’s new LeBron James signature shoes, the Lebron X, featuring motion-sensing technology,  will cost $315.

The shoes are named after Lebron because he’s the only one who can afford them.

The US government approves of the price, trying to make the job of commission shoe salesperson a top-earning profession.

The shoe is called the Lebron X.  The X is the Roman Numeral for how many dollars it takes to make the shoes in a Korean sweatshop and then ship them to the US.