Michael
Phelps is now the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, with a
record-breaking 21 medals. All the other
countries are petitioning the Olympic Committee to make Phelps wear all his
medals in the water from now on, just to slow him down.
Gold-medal
winning gymnast Gabby Douglas has become a media sensation. You can’t hear a newscast or talk show these
days without comments on Gabby’s flips, twists, and curls – but those were just
the jealous people, making fun of her hair.
“Nothing But Net” or “Birdie Lays an
Egg”
A
scandal broke this week when female badminton players from China, Japan, and
Indonesia were disqualified when they tried to throw their first match in order
to be placed against easier opponents.
In high schools, this is known as the “get out of gym class” strategy.
This
is the most embarrassing thing to happen to badminton since it was revealed that
the “birdie” used in play is really called a shuttlecock.
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