In a big move past co-ed dorms, Grinnell College in Iowa is now allowing gender-neutral locker rooms. In so doing, they are attempting to elevate higher learning by making it more like an R-rated college movie.
It will be the first time guys will need a cold shower when they were already in the shower.
Critics warn that a co-ed locker room can only lead to one thing: a bunch of naked guys hanging around close to young women in tightly closed, body-length towels.
Some academics argue that many colleges already have co-ed locker rooms. They’re called frat houses.
Male students who plan on spending a lot of time hanging around the co-ed locker waiting to see naked girls are invited to major in disappointment.
To go along with the policy change, Grinnell is also thinking of changing its name to Porno University.
