“Spider Woman”

Ousted director Julie Taymor says that Twitter harmed the production of Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark.  Whereas Spider Man: Turn off the Dark only harmed its own actors.

The difference is, if Twitter crashes, no one's arms and legs get broken.

“Comic Book Ending”

Julie Taymor has stepped down as director of the "Spider-Man" Broadway musical. Before leaving the theater for the last time, however, she broke an actor's leg, for old time's sake.

She isn’t going far, though. Look for her on the web.