“Bring to a Boyle, Simmer”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/11/susan-boyle-is-as-big-as-the-beatles-the-monkees-/1

Singer Susan Boyle is as big as The Beatles and The Monkees, judging by simultaneous U.S. and U.K album sales. Also, by weight.

By all measures, she is a recording industry giant.

“Apple Records”

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2010-11-16-beatles-itunes_N.htm

On Tuesday, Apple announced that they will begin offering The Beatles’ recordings on iTunes. Until Yoko Ono finds a way to digitally break them up.

No one knows if Yoko’s music is available. No one has asked, and no one cares.

Steve Jobs excitedly made the announcement about the downloadable Fab 4, foolishly adding, “They are going to be bigger than Jesus.”