“Snakes Almost on a Plane”

http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/14/7765379-man-caught-with-snakes-in-pants-avoids-jail

A man trying to smuggle snakes in his underwear at the Ft. Lauderdale airport last month pleaded guilty to smuggling charges Wednesday.  Among the snakes were 3 ball pythons, which is why the man hid them near his balls.

The man was also carrying 3 carpet pythons.  The TSA searched the man’s underwear and found the carpets didn’t match the drapes.

TSA agents recovered 3 baby ball pythons from the man’s underwear, along with 3 carpet pythons, 1 children’s python, and a small, pink, hairy snake they couldn’t identify.

“Snakeskin Pants”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/story/2011-08-25/Arizona-man-stuffs-snakes-in-his-pants-flees-store/50136276/1

In Arizona, a man tried to steal valuable baby albino boa constrictors from a pet store by stuffing them down his pants.  The suspect became nervous when a witness pointed at his crotch and said, “he’s got a baby one.”

The snakes had planned to free themselves by squeezing the man’s testicles.

Police may have been overzealous when recovering the stolen reptiles.  The suspect only hid 3 white snakes in his pants, but police reached in and pulled out a fourth with one eye.

Had the man not been wearing underwear, things could have gotten really hairy for the snakes.

Members of the ‘80’s band Whitesnake were not harmed. 

Or even remembered.