"Mournful Game"

Friends brought a coffin with the body of a recently deceased 17-year-old boy into a soccer match in Columbia. Due to his impartiality, he was appointed as a referee.

His friends just wanted to bring him to the game as a way of saying goodbye. It was a sweet tribute to the young soccer fan, until his friends' over-enthusiasm led to the body being knocked around the stands, beach-ball style.

“Opening Casket (Bid)” or "Coffin Up the Dough"

A Los Angeles auction house announced on Tuesday that it is auctioning off the coffin of JFK assassin Lee Harvey Oswald. Well, they were going to, until jack Ruby shot it.

The CIA is trying to arrange for it to be a silent auction.

Conspiracy theorists are already saying that there had to have been a second coffin.