“Spanish Lesson”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/parenting-family/teen-ya/story/0//study-binge-drinking-tied-to-memory-loss-in-college-students/47257366/1

A new study conducted in Spain has linked binge drinking in college to memory loss.  Said Jersey Shore’s Snooki, “Another reason why I’m never going to college.”

In the study, the non-binge-drinking group passed in all their classes, while the binge-drinking group passed out in all their classes.

In a related story, its been learned that David Hasselhoff began called himself ‘the Hoff’ because that was the only part of his name he could remember.

“Houston Has a Problem”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/05/whitney-houstin-is-in-rehab/1

Whitney Houston has voluntarily gone into drug and alcohol rehab treatment, or as she calls it, her summer home.

Whitney hopes to get clean and then stay famous.

At least she has given up her worst and most dangerous habit: Bobby Brown.