“Robbed Justice”

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/13/10399126-justice-breyer-wife-robbed-on-caribbean-island

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer was with his wife and some friends at his vacation home on the Caribbean Island of Nevis when an intruder broke in and robbed them while brandishing a machete, hen got away.  Justice Breyer insists the scene woul have ended differently, if only he’d been able to get to his gavel.

The Breyers had been robbed just earlier that day on the island – by paying tourist prices.

Breyer could easily have stopped the robber singlehandedly, but didn’t want to give away his secret identity as a member of the Justice League.

When the other Supreme Court Justices heard about this, they were sympathetic towards Breyer, by a vote of 4 to 3 with 1 abstention.

“Ma-Sheen”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/03/charlie-sheen-waves-machete-on-rooftop-free-at-last-/1?csp=hf

Charlie Sheen was seen on the roof of a Beverly Hills building waving a machete yesterday. Presumably, he was fighting off sanity before it could take hold.

Of course there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Charlie was waving around a machete. His Samurai sword was being engraved.

--with the word “winning.”

Sheen may very well have been showing his qualifications to take over Lybia.

In addition to “Adonis” and “warlock,” apparently Charlie also likes to pretend that he’s a swashbuckling pirate, too.

As a result, actor Danny Trejo is doing everything he can to distance himself from the name “Machete.”