“Face the Music”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2011-07-15-jennifer-lopez-mark-anthony-divorce_n.htm

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have announced through a publicist that they are ending their marriage of 7 years.  They did not announce arrangements for their 3-year-old twins, but the couple will share joint custody of Jennifer’s booty.

Though news of the break-up is sad, what’s even sadder is now Steven Tyler thinks he’s got a shot.

“Cup Kate” or “What’s Risen on the Hudson” or "Celebritities"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/04/kate-hudson-hates-her-new-big-breasts/1?csp=hf

Kate Hudson told InStyle magazine that she hates having big breasts, which she has developed due to her pregnancy.  Men everywhere agree with her, but they agree with everything she says now that she has big breasts.

Meanwhile, men think that since her bra size has increased, Kate is now more talented, charming, and intelligent.